The Book Collector

I collect books. Piles of 'em. Most, I'll never read--finger probably, but they're all too long, and I don't have the time. The titles on the spines make me feel erudite. Often, I'll look upon them, all in line, noting each at a glance. They validate my identity as an esteemed lettered elitist. Touch them, yes, they fill my bookshelf out nicely, no? I'm better than you because I have more books--probably more interesting ones, too. Edified? Good. Pictures? Alright. But, please, no flash.